A Rabbi surrounded by bills calls out to God;
"Lord! please let me win the lottery! I'm skint".
A week later, he is standing crying in the rain.
"Please God! I need to win the lottery, I'm a good man, I have children to feed"!
The following week, he is kneeling in the garden, pulling his hair out.
"Lord God! why havent you helped me! my wifes going to leave me, please, I need to win the lottery"!!!
A month passes and the Rabbi is standing in the Synagogue.
"Lord, why have you forsaken me?! I am a broken man, all I wanted was a small win on the lottery, is that to much to ask"?!
Suddenly, the sky parts and God appears to the Rabbi and says;
For Christs sake Ruben, meet me half way! go and buy a ticket!!!