A husband and wife are shopping at Coles in the Local Shopping Centre
The husband picks up a case of VB and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of VB and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 5, we have a husband down.'