Sex Becomes A Hobbit

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Tuesday, 1 June 2010

So, Bilbo Baggins, after living out a long, happy life in the Shire, dies one day of a heart attack.

All would seem peaceful, except he had the heart attack while having sex with his wife, and because of this activity, even after death he sported a tremendous erection.

When the doctor came in to examine the body, Bilbo's wife asked him if he noticed anything strange.

The doctor responded: "Mr. Baggins lived a long, happy life, and it was just his time." To which Mrs. Baggins responded "No, I mean the OTHER strange thing" motioning toward the tent still pitched in front of them.

The doctor said, "Well, old hobbits die hard."

-Pat Myass


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