Conjoined Twin Joke

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Tuesday, 1 June 2010

Conjoined twins walk into the R.S.L in George Town and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Boags beers please.'

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to the states next month,' says John. 'We go to America every year, hire a car. and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'
Jim agrees.

'Ah, America!' says the bartender. 'Wonderful Country ... the land of the free....'

'Nah, we don't like the yanks,' says John. 'Good old Tassie, that's us, eh, Jim? We can't stand the yanks; they're so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us Aussies.'

'So why keep going back there?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'

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