For eight long years my wife and I could never have sex on a Saturday night and that was once THE night when we were both working hard all week and the kids were small.
But since Obama has become President, the kids are staying over at friends, it's Saturday night sex once again!
You see, we live right next door to the local Democrat Headquarters and even if I took 2 Viagra tablets, I could never concentrate with all that chanting of "NO MORE BUSH! NO MORE BUSH! NO MORE BUSH!"