Have you noticed that it is always a man that wins the hotdog eating contest? He usually is a slim guy, maybe an oriental. No puns intended about dogs, because I am not prejudice.
However, why do they always judge the winner of the hotdog eating contest by the number of hotdogs they eat? Why not determine the weiner...winner by the "style" in which they eat the hotdogs?
Because women would win, of course! Stupid Male Pigs!