I always hated it when the family got out those old home movies to show people.
"See, here's out Jimmy with his rocky horse. Oh, and here's our Jimmy pulling his little red wagon. Wasn't he cute?"
Screw little Jimmy. They always thought I was so ugly, that they hired that Richard kid down the block to play me.
One night they forgot & showed Richard's parents. I could hear the argument upstairs, even over the wailing of Richard being beaten with my ugly stick.