Doctor and me

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Friday, 21 May 2010

I went to see my doctor for a check up and he asked me if I'd been drinking alcohol.

"Shit yeah!" I replied. "Had two dozen cans just last night."

Doctor smiled and said "Wimp, I had three dozen on Wednesday night, so take that."

Not easily rattled I responded "Yeah, well I slept with 16 women the other evening."

Doctor came back with "I fucked Cameron Diaz and Jessica Alba at the same time."

"Golly!" I replied "Were they as good as fucking your wife in both holes, cause that's what I did while you were enjoying yourself."

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