One On Top Of The Other

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano
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Monday, 10 May 2010

Little Patrick was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her:

'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sex, dearie.'

Little Patrick said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sex. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!'

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