How Moses got the Ten Commandments

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Sunday, 2 May 2010

God went to the Arabs and said I have commandments for you that will make your life better.

The Arabs asked What are commandments.

The Lord says They are rules for living.

Can you give us an example.

Thou shall not kill.

Not kill not interested.

So God went to the Africans and said I have some commandments for you.

The Africans also wanted an example and the Lord said Honour your Father and Mother.

Father we don't kmow who our fathers are.

Then God went to the Mexicans and said I have commandments for you.

The Mexicans also wanted an example and God said Thou shall not steal.

Not steal We are not interested.

So God went to the French and said I have commandments for you.

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said thou shall not commit adultery.

Not commit adultery we're not interested.

Finally God went to the Jews and said I have commandments for you

Commandments How much are they.

They're free.

We'll take 10.

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