A good friend

Submitted by Richard-Rasch

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Friday, 5 September 2008

I got a text message from a mate earlier saying that people have been spreading malicious rumours about me all over town.

Apparently one of the lads from football went up to him and said "Oy, I hear your mate Dave likes to eat cock sandwiches!"

Being a good friend I knew he'd set them straight.

"It's not true", he said, "Dave doesn't even like bread!"

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