Viagra Mickey Finn

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Sunday, 11 April 2010

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.

"What about Viagra?" asks the doctor.

Not a chance says Mrs Murphy He won't even take an aspirin for a headache.

No problem replies the doctor Drop it into his coffee he won't even taste it. Try it and come back to let me know how you got on.

A week later Mrs Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.

Oh it was terrrible just terrible doctor.

What happened asks the doctor.

Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight on the table knocking the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make mad passionate love to me on the table top. It was Terrible.

What was terrible said the doctor. Was the sex not good.

Oh no doctor the sex was the best I've had in 25 years but I will never be able to show my face in McDonald's again.

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