A man walked into a drugstore looking for a valentine card. "I'm looking for a really special valentine card," he said to the druggist behind the counter.
"I think I have just the thing," said the druggist. He came out from behind the counter and walked over to the racks of greeting cards.
The man followed. "Here it is," he said, pulling out a card. "It says, 'Words cannot describe how much I love you, my sweetheart. You'll always be my one and only true love.' " "That's perfect!" the man said.
"I'll take three of those."