A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine dead bodies before they were sent off to be cremated or buried As he examined the body of Mr Sam Christie who was about to be cremated he made an amazing discovery Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen.
I'm sorry Sam said the mortician but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity and with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member.
The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife I have something to show you that you won't believe he said and opened his briefcase.
Oh my God she screamed Sam is dead.