A singing squirrel goes into a bar

Submitted by C. Cranium

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Friday, 2 April 2010

A singing squirrel goes into a bar and asks the bartender "where is the Karoke?"

Bartender: Wrong bar bub, we only do confessions.

Squirrel: Then where is the confessional?

Bartender: I'm a bartender not a priest.

Squirrel: If we're confessing I'm not a squirrel I'm a beagle.

Bartender: Well why didn't you say so in the first place. The Karoke is over there.

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