The landlord not believing his eyes shouts "Get that thing out a here."
The man raises his hand and says "Hold up gov' he's harmless."
"How can a 10ft croc be harmless," says the landlord.
"I'll show you," said the man and with that he undoes his pants and takes out his todger! He then proceeds to bend down and plop it into the open mouth of the croc. Then he hits the croc on top oh its head with a bar stool.
The croc winces with a sound similar to OOOOOoooooooooo but does nothing else leaving the man to remove the said todger.
"Wow," says the landlord in utter disbelief "that's fantastic. Free drinks for anybody in here willing to do that!
At the back of the pub a little old lady raises a bent arm and shouts up "I'll do it, but tell him not to hit me too hard on the head!"