He said to me...

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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

He said to me ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it

I said to him ...... You wear pants don't you?


He said to me ... ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

I said That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart


He said to me ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him ... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him ... They don't have time


He said to me How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him I don't know; it has never happened


He said to me Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him ... They already have boyfriends


He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said... A widow


He said to me... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed


Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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