He said to me ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him ...... You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... They don't have time
He said to me How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him I don't know; it has never happened
He said to me Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him ... They already have boyfriends
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said... A widow
He said to me... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.