I'll have a rum and rootbeer

Submitted by C. Cranium

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Friday, 5 March 2010

Donkey comes into a bar and orders a rum and rootbeer
Bartender: A&W or Hires
Donkey: House
Bartender: We don't have a house.
Donkey: Then Barq's
Bartender: That will be an extra $20
Donkey: Why?
Bartender: I gotta go over to Albertsons to get Braq's
Donkey: I'll go myself, but I still want that drink
Bartender: Then pick me up some 10-30 Pennzoil
Donkey: What for?
Bartender: That's the house rum.

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