A Problem With his Ear

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

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Tuesday, 9 March 2010

An old man walks into a crowded doctor's office, and tells the receptionist, "Hi! I think I've got a problem with my dick!"
Embarrassed, the Receptionist snaps in a whisper, "Sshhh! You can't just say something so loud around these other patients! There are women and child here! Go back outside and come in here again and tell me you have a problem with your ear or nose or something else!"
The old man shrugs, steps outside, and comes back in.
"May I help you, sir?" the receptionist asks politely.
"Yes, ma'am. I have a problem with...my ear." the old man tells her.
"Oh? What seems to be the problem?"
"I can't piss out of it."

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