I went to the local Mexican market to get a pound of hamburger for Momma as she was 86 for buying things like "Fabuloso," floor cleaner for me as she thought it was soda pop by the pretty colors as well as other items in which her not understanding Spanish has caused concern with the management when she shops there along with not understanding she doesn't all way's wear her hearing aid as well...
Well I ordered "Una Libra Molida Limpia Por Favor," and as I gave the gal 5 bucks for a $ 2.85 purchase my change on the receipt read as follows : Total $2.85
So when I asked her for the rest of my change she said I was crazy. At which time I showed the same manager that 86 my Mom who replied " Give him change and pay him out of your pocket !" At which time she replied " Bull Shit, you both are crazy ! " At which time I replied " I'm no Bull Shit I Horse Manure !" Viva Mexico !