No Chocolate!

Submitted by Mr Dovie
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Monday, 22 February 2010

A lady pulls up to the take out window and asks for a chocolate milk shake. The guy at the window says, "I'm sorry mam, but we have no chocolate. Would you like strawberry or vanilla?" She replies, "Oh yes, I'd like a cheese burger with that chocolate shake." Again he says, "I'm sorry mam, but we have no chocolate. Would you like strawberry or vanilla? Again she adds, "Can I get a small order of fries with that cheese burger and chocolate shake?" Trying not to boil over, the poor guy says, "Mam, Can you spell the van in vanilla?" V A N, she says. "Can you spell the straw in strawberry?" S T R A W, She responds. He says, "Can you spell the flip in chocolate?" She pauses and says, "There is no flip in chocolate!" "That's what I've been trying to tell you, mam, there is no FLIP'N CHOCOLATE!"

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