So this dog tries to cross the street.
A car comes by and WHAM! knocks off part of his ass.
He tries to go back and get it.
Another car comes and WHAM! Knocks off his head.
The moral of this story is never lose your head
over a piece of ass!
HA HA HA H AH AH AH HA HA HA HA H AH AHA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
DAMN I'M FUNNY! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!*Chokes
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