What will change in Washington D.C. if the Barack Obama is elected President of the United States?
- Fancy White House State Dinners will be served from paper buckets and eaten with sporks.
- The Rose Garden will become the Watermelon Patch
- The Washington Monument will become the Washington Mosque-ument
- A big target will be painted on the side of the Pentagon so that his brothers in the Middle East can get it right next time.
- The White House Easter Egg Roll will be replaced by the Pickled Pig's Feet Throw.