If the Democrats Gain the White House

Submitted by Jalapenoman

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Thursday, 28 August 2008

What will change in Washington D.C. if the Barack Obama is elected President of the United States?

  1. Fancy White House State Dinners will be served from paper buckets and eaten with sporks.
  2. The Rose Garden will become the Watermelon Patch
  3. The Washington Monument will become the Washington Mosque-ument
  4. A big target will be painted on the side of the Pentagon so that his brothers in the Middle East can get it right next time.
  5. The White House Easter Egg Roll will be replaced by the Pickled Pig's Feet Throw.

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