Got Nuts?

Submitted by Daniel Bristol

Print this

Monday, 8 February 2010

So a woman goes into the supermarket. She says to the clerk, "Hey, Mister, do you have nuts?"

He said, "No."

She said, "Do you have dates?"

The clerk then said, "Lady! Give me a break! If I had nuts, I'd have dates!"

51 readers are online right now!

Go to top