Five Kinds of Sex to Keep a Woman Happy

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Sunday, 7 February 2010

The first is Pre-Game sex. This is where the adrenaline is already pumping and the little woman is in the living room while the cheerleaders are being featured. The little woman is then asked to play "center" and hike some balls.

The second is Kitchen Sex. This is where one of your buddies is in the kitchen and you impress you impress them all with the classic "the little woman loves it, she'll have sex anywhere and anytime."
Then they all head to the kitchen for some "fixin's."

The third is Bedroom Sex. The wifey is tired of makin' fixin's for the game, so she heads back to bedroom to take a little nap. One of your buddies takes a wrong turn trying to find the bathroom and finds the bedroom.

The fourth is Hallway Sex. This is where after halfway through the second quarter, one of your buddies has his second six pack and says "I gotta go" and heads to the bathroom. He runs into the wife and both say Fuck You!

The fifth is where each of your buddies have been satisfied as halftime arrives. You have the little lady put on the little Jessica Simpson cheerleader outfit you bought her and then have her do some routines at half so you and your buddies can all watch.


Ahhh, the joys of Game Day.

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