Woman in a supermarket

Submitted by Daniel Bristol

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Sunday, 7 February 2010

So this woman goes to the supermarket. She buys a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, and a dozen eggs.

At the checkout, the clerk eyes her items and says, "So, you must be single, right?"

The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am! How did you know?"

The clerk says, "Because you're fuckin' ugly."

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