Oh My God - Catholic coffee

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Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'.."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well......?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

Slim,
Tall,

38D breast,
24" waist and

34" hips...

When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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