Elin Woods is a smart little cookie
there won't be any more nookie -
She's not going to divorce him
she's keeping him home
There won't be anymore nights
where she'll be all alone -
The mistress who thought she'd be
the new Mrs. Woods
Can't get her hands
on any more goods-
Wake up now Tiger
and stay close to home
You had the best from the start
No more shall you roam.
