In Heaven, nobody can hear you scream

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Monday, 1 February 2010

A cat died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the gate, an angel asked:
"Welcome to heaven. What can I get for you to make you happy today?"

The cat replied:
"Oh, I sure would love a nice, soft pillow!" And so, the angel gave him the pillow and called for the next person in line.

The next day, some mice were in line at the gate. The angel asked them the same question.

The mice replied:
"Ooh! Can we have some skateboards?!" And the angel gave them the skate boards.

A few hours later, God was strolling through his kingdom and came across the cat on his pillow.

"Good cat! How do you like heaven and your pillow?"

The cat smiled and replied:

"This place is great! The streets are gold, this is the softest pillow in the world! Thank you, God!"

God smiled and said:

"So you're really liking it?"

The cat said:

"Oh, I love it! And by the way, thanks for the meals on wheels you sent by earlier!

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