Scandals come and scandals go
it makes for news that we know -
A Senator swears, "that child's not mine
It belongs to an aide, I toe the line" -
Then the aide writes a book and tells it all
The Senator now takes a big fall -
Father of the year they called him once
No longer a Senator, now more like a dunce -
What makes these men in places so high
Act like fools just to cover a lie -