Two old men meet on a street corner.
1st old man, "Where 've you been for the last couple of months?"
2nd old man, "I was in jail."
1st old man, "You in jail, how come?"
2nd old man, "Well, about two months ago I was standing on a corner, and this beautiful young woman rushes up with a policeman, points to me and says, "He is the man officer, he is the one who attacked and raped me."
1st old man, "What, and you let her got away with it?"
2nd old man, "Well, I tell you, I felt so flattered, I admitted it."