"Hi Mom, How are you"
"Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Home Depot"
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."
"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?"
"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."