The blond secretary was the sweetheart of all the males in the office.
She wore low cut, tight sweaters and didn't mind the guys looking at her chest instead of her eyes when they talked to her.
Because of this and because she was blond, everybody thought she was dumb and easy.
Each guy in the office tried to get to first base with her after taking her out to an expensive dinner and a show.
After every single guy in the office dated her and spent a ton of money on her, not one of them had slept with her, she turned them all down.
They just couldn't understand what the deal was, until she showed up at the office Christmas party with her wife.