Two business men had affairs with their sexy twenty year old secretary. When she became pregnant, she confessed everything. The two men decided they'd share all the bills until the baby was born, then the father would take over all responsibility. When they found out she would have twins, they agreed to each take responsibility for one kid until the child turned 18.
Nine months later, one of the businessmen went to the hospital with the woman. Fourteen hours later he called his partner.
"Well, Peter, I have good news and bad news."
"Hit me." Peter said, scared for his secretary and the babies.
"Well, the good news is that Janine is alive and well, and she had the twins! Girls!"
"What's the bad news?" Peter asked, overcome with emotion.
"The twin I was going to take care of died."