Peter was a traveling salesman. One night, his car broke down and he had to beg for a place to sleep from an old woman. She told him he could come in and share her bed, if he would remind her what is was like to feel like a woman. Peter said his name was James, went to bed with the old woman. They were up half the night, and when Peter woke the next morning, she was still asleep so he slipped out.
When he got back to his central office a week later, his partner, James grabbed him and pulled him into an office.
"Peter, did you meet an old woman and tell you were me?"
"Well," Peter stammers, "Yes."
"There's good news about that and bad news. The bad news is the fact that the lovemaking was too intense for her old heart and she passed away. The good news is that just before she died, she changed her will and left me twenty million dollars!"