An 84 year old man was at the mall, when he decided to grab a bite at the food court. He noticed a teenager sitting nearby, who had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange and blue.
The old man kept staring at him, even though the teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man didn't bat an eye as he responsed, "Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."