Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: "Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls."
"You know, my son, I didn't care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it."
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio: "Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?"
"Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore"