Talking on the playground a group of boys were discussing who their favorite hero was.
Most of the group told of Superman, Spiderman, Batman as being their hero.
One kid said his hero was "Mr. Clean".
All the rest of the boys started laughing at him and teased him saying, "Anyone knows Mr. Clean ain't a HERO", and to add insult to injury they teased, "and besides, he's GAY".
The kid who thought Mr. Clean was a HERO snapped back with; "Oh yeah, but you can bet he practices SAFE SEX"!