The ocean liner was going down and the life boats had all been launched, leaving a large group of people stranded on the doomed ship.
Knowing that she had minutes to live, a beautiful woman shouted out to the group, "Is there no real man left aboard that can make me feel like a real woman?! I want to die a real woman!"
The crowd of old folks and unattractive people parts, allowing a handsome, viral man to approach her. He's absolutely gorgeous, with muscular arms, broad shoulers, flowing blonde hair, and movie star good looks.
The woman can't believe her luck that suck a hunk is still aboard, and immediately forgets her doom in favour of this dashing stranger.
"You'd like me to make you feel like a real woman?" he asks, staring deeply into her big blue eyes.
"Yes! Oh, yes!" she cries, joyfully.
The man unbuttons his shirt slowly, peels it off little by little, his eyes locked on hers, and then hands his shirt to her, saying, "Fine. Iron this!"