A little Scottish Terrier is brought into a dog kennel for a week, when his owners take a vacation out of the country.
He sees a bunch of other dogs across from him in their separate kennels, and calls to the nearest,
"Hi, there! I'm Scruffy the Scottish Terrier! What's your name?"
The big dog relies in a German accent, "Hello. I am Fritzy, and I am a German Shepard."
"Nice to meet you, Fritzy!" says the little dog. He sees another, and asks who she is.
"Bon Jour! My name is Fifi, and I'm a French Poodle!"
"Nice to meet you, Fifi!" says Scruffy. He notices a big, shaggy sheep dog, running about, and bouncing up and down in his kennel. "Wow! You sure have alot of energy! What's your name?"
In a deep, dumb voice, the sheep dog replies, "Uuuhhh, I'm not sure, but I think it's what my master shouts every time we see each other--'Down boy, down!'"