Magnum Condoms are a trick the company uses to sell them to you, even when they're impossible to wear.
The clerk waits until you point out a regular brand and then he announces loudly, "Do you want the regular or DO YOU WANT THE BIG MAGNUM CONDOMS?"
"I'LL HAVE THE BIG MAGNUM CONDOMS, PLEASE...and a bag of rubber bands."
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