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Thursday, 17 December 2009

Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.

Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.

Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.

Q: What's the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!

Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
A: Grandmothers dont die when you fuck them in the ass


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