Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.
Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
Q: What's the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.
Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
A: Grandmothers dont die when you fuck them in the ass