Just so you know, you may find this joke very offensive.
Jane and John were only minutes away from the birth of their first child. John has been by Jane's side for the grueling labor pains and now is holding her hand as she pushes one last time. The Dr. say's "I can see the head, keep pushing, keep pushing". John reassuring Jane that "It's almost there, almost there baby". Jane screams out as the baby is pushed out into the new world.
They both look at the Dr. for some sort of conformation of the sex or health of the baby but he just stares down at the child not saying a word. Before either parent could say a word the Dr. Holds the new born up and cuts the cord with a quick snip, then drops the baby on the ground!
He then picks it up and punts it across the room the baby bouncing off the wall and onto the floor! He runs over picks it up again and throws it toward a window! Smash, right through the window and down 3 stories landing in an alley way!!
Jane has passed out and John frozen in shock, now enraged, jumps across the room and onto the grinning Dr.! Screaming "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" He grabs the Dr. by the throat,but before he crush his windpipe, the Dr. yells out "WAIT WAIT, I was just kidding! It was already dead!