This guy Chris gets a call from his friend John one day, and John is on the phone crying. Chris asks, "John, what's wrong? You sound really upset." "Well," replies John, "my wife's been cheatin' on me."
"With who?" asks Chris. "The neighbour," replies John.
"That damn dirty slut!" says Chris.
"Yeah," replies John, "you think I was upset, you should've heard how upset the neighbour's husband was."