A man who religiously golfed each Sunday was out with his friend golfing, when they both noted a funeral procession going by. The golf enthusiast stopped his turn, took off his hat, bowed his head, and waited in respectful silence until the procession was out of sight.
His friend watched this in amazement. "I know how much you love golf", the friend said. "I'm really impressed that you'd show so much respect to that procession."
The golf enthusiast lined up his shot and said, "Well, we were married for thirty seven years."
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