Salad's revenge

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Sunday, 18 October 2009

Bloke: Doctor, I've got this terrible pain in my arse

Doctor: Drop your trousers and bend over. Hmm, it looks like you've got a lettuce leaf protruding from your sphincter. I'll pull it out. And there's another. And another.

Bloke: ARGHGHGHGH! The pain is excrutiating! Is there much more?

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.

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