A misunderstanding

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Sunday, 18 October 2009

I walked into a bar the other day and slipped in a big lump of shit which I had failed to see, as I recovered from this disaster and took a seat at the bar I ordered a drink. As I ordered, another bloke came in, failed to see the shit, and slipped again this time ruining his brand new white trainers. he too looking slightly embarrassed but nevertheless, he came to the bar and ordered himself a drink.

I said to him "Yeah I just did that"

He hit me straight off my fucking chair.

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