The Man's Little Birdy

Submitted by Michael S.
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Thursday, 15 October 2009

A man goes to a clothing optional beach to enjoy his two week vacation. Interested in a full-body tan the man stripped and layed under the sun. As he lays out to get a tan a little girl walks up to the man.

"Excuse me Mister, what's that?" she pointed.

The man noticed what she was pointing at and explained "Well...that's my little birdie" he explained.

"Can I pet it?" the girl asked

"Wha...no, I'm sorry but you can't," the man stated.

Saddened the girl left.

Soon after the man falls asleep. When he wakes up he's surprised to find himself in a hospital and he sees a mother and father and little girl. The same little girl from before. He asks the little girl what happened?

The little girl explained, "Well you were asleep and I wanted to pet your little birdy. So I pet him on the head for a little bit and he spit at me. So then I snapped his neck"

The man looked down to see his little birdie wrapped in bandages. The man and his birdie would never be the same again.

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