A man said to his daughter to get the milk while he went to get the paper. The milkman arrived and said to the girl:
'Would you sleep with me for 1000 pints of milk?'
'Yes' she replies.
'What about 2000 pints and I have some extras?'
'No' was her answer.
So her father comes home and says: 'Have you got the milk yet?'
And she calls down the stairs to him: 'Oh yeah, I'm doing it!'
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