This fellow showed up at work one morning sleepless and haggard.
"What happened to you?" a co-worker asked.
"I was up nearly all night," the man said.
"My wife and I had a terrible argument. She became
"You mean hysterical," the co-worker replied.
"No. Historical," the man said.
"She went over absolutely everything I've
done wrong over the last 25 years."